Australians in Europe X 6
Never ever breathe
Australians in Europe
Get a whiff of that antipodean breeze
Australians in Europe X 2
Higher! Australians in Europe X 3

THINK.
Why did the Great Grandad leave?
Australians in Europe never see.
He was consigned to a boat, after using a huge great cleaver.

Australians in Europe X 4 Never ever.......................
B.R.E.A.T.H.E.
Australians your biggest things rejected,
I have ever seen.
Because the boys use a map and they live in Berlin.
You're like a pair of dogs loose in McGregor's kiln,
you know shit.
Australians in Europe X 5
Wake up and suss the scene.
You'd better leave them parents, and try Hamburg to Berlin.
You're just a bloody Twister, so who do you think your fooling.
Australians in Europe




Yes, aren't I? And in splendid style too (where ever is that cleaver o' mine?). Hamburg to Berlin is a priority, but Leipzig is apparently the new underground in the face of the over-inflated Berlin scene -this is, at any rate, the opinion widely professed by those who would gladly shift to Berlin if the uni there wasn't so beaten about and impoverished.

There is a Leipzig zine/diy fair in May and my Swedish twee-pop friend has Swedish zinester contacts on tap there!

But enough of that, I'm to write long, excruciating Hausarbeiten (20 page essays)and the internet is a wily seductress.